These are a few of my favorite things.......

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YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH BITCHEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! I'M BACK! AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YA!!!

Yeah yeah I know....I've been out for a hot minute - but truthfully, my life has been turned upside down and inside out since oh, I don't know...OCTOBER!!!

But it seems as though things are slowly begninning to turn around for the positive....and so in keeping on this positive note, I am going to share with you some of my absolute favorite Christmas ornaments. My munchkin is waaaaayyyy too young to have made me one yet (although I suppose we could bronze and hang one of her poopy diapers - however, that is...ummmmm....what's the term I'm lookin for??? oh yeah.....NASTY ASS!!!!

So with that being said, all of my ornaments are store bought...but they are sweet, sentimental, and super special to me....hope you enjoy....


for Grandmother...she fought to the very end...love you always


3 weeks ago today 8 asked me to marry him....since I'd already bought the ornament I thought it a good idea to say yes...hahaha...just kidding....I bought the ornament the NEXT day....

ahhh...yeah so we did things backwards....who cares...have you SEEN my munchkin..I'll do things backwards over and over again if I was guaranteed that kind of love every time...THIS is one of my favorite ornaments!

ummmm HE-LLO!!! HOW COULD I NOT????

this is a pic of one of my dearest, and most adored friends....because we are actually cute in this pic, I know we weren't drunk yet....but we WERE pre-partying....ahhhh...the good old days....now pre-partying = licking the beaters clean of cupcake mix for a kids birthday party....

So there ya have it lovelies...oh and did I mention I JUST put the tree up today....and I have done NO Christmas shopping whatsoever.....hahahahahaha

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WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!