Saturday, August 29, 2009

Oscar Shmoscar...I got a SPLASH!

So YAY! I have received my very first bloggy love award. HOW COOL IS THAT!!! Thanks Ms. Eva! So here's my speech....

First I would like to thank my "birth control" that failed. Had it not been for that I would have nothing interesting to write about. I also wouldn't have vericose veins and bulging veins elsewhere (if ya know what I mean) - but that's a differEnt post for a different time. Maybe tomorrow.

I would also like to thank my honey for the good lovin' that led to the little bambino that came along after the birth control failed. Had it not been for THAT...I would have nothing interesting to write about.

The munchkin MUST get her due props. Without all the fussing, screaming, pooping, spitting up, smiling, cooing, laughing, and all the other nice-ities that come with being a baby, I would have nothing interesting to write about (and you, the reader, would have nothing to point and laugh at)

And finally - thank you Ms. Eva - for sharing in the hilarity (or train wreck depending on how you look at it) that is my life. By inviting others to rubberneck at this AWESOME display of life, you have allowed me to become a little more fabulous, a lot less shamed (is that even a word?), and have "blogtroduced" me to some awesome ladies. So WOOT WOOT to you Ms. Eva! here is the dealy-o on this award....Here is the scoop on this award: The Splash Award is given to alluring, amusing, bewitching, impressive, and inspiring blogs.When you receive this award, you must:* Put the logo on your blog/post.* Nominate & link up to 9 blogs which allure, amuse, bewitch, impress or inspire you.* Let them know that they have been splashed by commenting on their blog.* Remember to link to the person from whom you received your Splash Award.

I already linked back to the fabulous Eva - but seriously ya'll....check this chic out....I want to be like her when I grow up. She's a freakin' riot!

Ok..then there is Vodkamom whose letters to her children and spouse are truly hilarious....I hope to only live vicariously....the "white me" whose life is a little messed up and I love her for it...I swear sometimes I think we share a brain - which is why she is the "white me" time coke shot out my nose while reading her yourself a favor....put the soda down now....THETA MOM is the mom we all ARE but won't admit to being...well...I will...and I do..regularly...but SHE applauds you for IT...HOW COOL IS THAT....and could I POSSIBLY leave off this one...Look up in the's an unhooked bra's a flying's SUPAHMOMMMYYYYYYYYY.....She puts the words on her blog faster than they can come to my mind....but she is another one that sometimes I wonder if we weren't separated at birth....if you fart while your laughing at her blog, don't blame her....and don't blame me's not our fault you can't hold yours....but it IS her fault she's so damn funny....well maybe it's her kids' fault....hmmmmm.....

So...those are MY nominations for the SPLASH award....if you got it....PASS THIS MOTHA ALONG!!! Spread the bloggy love.....


SupahMommy said...

well lookey here...

I LOVE A LITTLE MESSED UP... one of my favs. I plan to meet her one day- but she doesn' t know that yet.. so don't go all warning her..

I'll have to check out your other awardies. :) Yeah fun.

thank you
thank you very much

I'd love to walk down the street with you.. all like yeah.. she's my twin sis, seperated at birth.. and then they'd be all like. .WHUUUT? all confused..
and then we'd both say.. all casual the same twin time.

we're fraternal twins.

and they'd be all like WHUUUUT?
and then we'd walk away fartin and laughing. :)

Kelly said...

Awesome! Thank you!! I'm in very good company here.

Oh, just the thought I might get to meet Supah one day is what gets me out of bed in the morning.

Can you even imagine the three of us going to happy hour?! It would be the most fun night EVER.

that one girl said...

girl i was so having that same thought....i think they would probably kick us out of the bar!!!

Theta Mom said...

You are the BEST! I always come here knowing I am going to LMAO!!! Soda coming out of your nose and all! LOL

You rock and I totally appreciate this award! It means that you like my blog and there is nothing better than that! Thanks again for this honor! I'll be sure to put it up soon! :) WOO HOO!!!

Grissell said...

That is the funniest thing I have ever read. Luckily the bathroon is next to my computer because i was laughing so hard. that bladder thing happened. You know the thing that happens after kids LOL....

Have a great weekend!

Ekanthapadhikan said...

It was sheer fun reading your post.

And congrats!

SupahMommy said...

name the bar
im there

provided you all chip in for the flight too... i don't know where you all are.. but im assuming it's wihtin a flights distance given the age of flight nd all..

and i'm not telling you where i am..

just in case.

you know....
(wink wink)
just in case...

( shoulder pointing to kelly..)

how about our own personal bloggin convention.. in say.. um... ( geography eludes me. as does math.) ... um.... Cocomo?

Is that a place?
The beach boys make it sound so yummy.

But not around.. hurricane season time.. even if it's cheaper... cuz.. i dont' do hurricanes.

Creative Commons License
Hello! My Name Is Mommy by that one girl is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.